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I”M SO MAD!!!!

Man…, it’s always something! Maybe I just got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

I got up to a beautiful sunny day and set my computer to work for a few hours. I figured I go out to West Marine and get a few things accomplished while my computer was crunching video.

I lowered the dinghy and headed for the dinghy dock. As I was about to cross the channel I slowed down for a fast boat that was going under the bridge and crossing my path. I thought the guy was going crazy fast and wanted to stay clear. Before I knew it he had his lights on and I was being pulled over. “For what I asked” I have PFD’s and a sound making device. I don’t need a light during the day “What could it be I thought to myself”. Well it turns out I was speeding with my inflatable and 8HP motor. I was also informed that I need to carry paperwork (registration) in the inflatable to prove it’s mine “How do I know you didn’t steal it” the police officer asked? “I don’t know”! Does everyone carry paperwork in their dinks? I guess I need to figure out how to keep the paper work dry? I told the cop I like to get the dinghy on plane because it saves gas. He chuckled, “That won’t hold up in court”! I wanted to scream and say “COURT…, REALLY, FOR GOING TO THE F’N DINGHY DOCK, ARE YOU SERIOUS”!!!!! I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG! It turns out they want you to go slow for the manatees. My thinking is if you want to break out the environmental card, I live on less than 10 gallons of fossil fuel a month. I’d like to see anyone touch that. The cop could have gone a third as fast as he was and still caught me in the channel. What if he hit a manatee while in “Hot Pursuit” of me? You know I’m really trying my hardest to “fit in”. I pee in a gallon jug to bring to shore to dump, and since it’s everyone business, poop on shore whenever I get the chance because my holding tank is so small. The city of Fort Myers runs sewage (raw when they can’t process it all) into the river and the sugar farmers up here dump more runoff manure into the river then I care to imagine. And I’m the F’n bad guy, really? What the hell is the matter with this place?

All in all the cop was pretty cool and let me off with a warning because I was an out of state resident (California License). Anyway, I didn’t let it get me down and continued about my day. I actually have a cop friend here in Fort Myers, so it’s not like I’m anti cops. Unless the beat up my sister of course.

You know I think I’m the most responsible person I know with money. I was a stock broker and financial advisor at one point and people paid me for my opinion about their finances. I don’t believe in credit, nor do I have any or want any. I believe we should live within our means and take responsibility for our own actions. I have a MasterCard logo on my bank account and only pay for what I can afford. I haven’t made over eight grand a year in the past 6 years, and by anyone measure, I’m financially impoverished. I don’t ask for food stamps or government assistance, and I’m completely happy being broke without credit. In fact I’m technically disabled from an accident (back fusion) when I was crushed in between 2 boats on a movie I was working on many years ago. Anyway, to make a long story short, I went to West Marine with a smile on my face. I decided to call port supply from the store because I wanted to update my account. They informed me that my account was closed. “Why I asked”? “Because your account went to collections in late 2006”. Scratching my head I asked the woman “how could you send my “cash only” account to collections, it’s cash only, I never applied for port supply credit on purpose” Well after some digging I guess someone made a internet purchase, and canceled the payment after the items were shipped to St Thomas. I told them it sounded like a “you thing, not a me thing, I’ve never bought anything on the internet, sounds like fraudulent activity”. After a long conversation I still don’t have access to my port supply account. I wasn’t even in eastern Caribbean in 2006!

How do people live like this, I just don’t understand?

I’m still not letting it get me down. I’m installing an autopilot and leaving the moment my things arrive from Australia!

I really wish everyone could see America from my perspective after being gone for so long. Where is the freedom? Everything is designed to enslave us and strip us of our civil liberties. The elections are a joke and it’s insulting to me to sit around and watch a bunch of grown men (woman) sling crap around like a 2 year old trying to make the other kids look bad. “But you did this, your minister said that”! This is really someone who is running for the presidency of the United States? Is this really the kind of person we want as the most powerful person in the world, it’s not even funny, it makes me want to cry?

Anyway. I’m sorry for venting; I’ll try and be in a better mood tomorrow.

Peace, Love, and Freedom!

– Alex

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