Nothing like a good nightmare to put things in perspective.
RIPPLE EFFECT, FADE TO DREAM SEQUANCE:
I was wearing my black Armani (Still have it in
I ordered some calamari rings “man, I loved you guys, what ever happened to you” I said?
They looked at me in unison and said “bad bloging, time to pay”!
After I finished my swallow of martini I said “what”?
CUT TO:
2 native men were dragging me up a south pacific beach towards a tribe of what looked like cannibals. They threw me in the sand before King Grandakakabigmantitty. Tiki tourches lit the scene and he was wearing a grass skirt and sitting upon a throne of bones. His toothless tribe studying my every move. He was holding a spear, and on the end of the spear was Gilligan’s head which looked at me and said “your in deep doodoo now, don’t ask about the skipper, it was ugly”!
King Grandakakabigmantitty looked at me, laughed, and said “don’t listen to Gilligan he stupid, I like you, you funny, we no eat. Instead I have big surprise”!
I took a deep breath of relief, until I saw what the big surprise was.
His 832 pound daughter appeared from behind his throne.
“This is my best daughter, princess gonnawannalayya, you marry, first dominatrix in all
I closed my eyes as tight as I could and found myself waking up screaming “there is no place like home, there’s no place like home”!
I ran outside to the grey rainy night and was happy to be home.
I know what has been getting me down and it isn’t the rain, it’s the cipro. Many people have sent me Instant messages warning me about the dangerous side effects of cipro, thank God today is my last day on it.
It is still quite grey but no rain yet this morning. For a few minutes there was a patch of blue sky above Namaste. It was only big enough to get a bucket through, but it was nice to see.
Sorry for the downer log yesterday.
1778 miles to go.
Alex
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